I just ate a grape and I...

I have to admit I have a little crush on David, so when I saw this I had a bit of a laugh.

" I mean, she was in the company of an extral-large vanillasicle milkshake. David Walliams' hotness will make any ho split their pants, panties, dress and ass. Bitch can give you an extra ass crack!
David caught a glimpse of his sexiness in the rear-view mirror which caused him to jizz his own pants. Even he is not safe."